Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Emeralds Found:	4891	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Votes:	4895
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	182	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mines Excavated:	3940	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Farms Harvested:	982	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Love Letters Sent:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
New Chunks Explored:	22966	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	72
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Wilderness Tamed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	307287	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1774	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3397	Mines Excavated:	4168
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	New Chunks Explored:	920197
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	225	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8225	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

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