Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	9852
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Items Found:	7465
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	80	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	180	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	32	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Items Found:	7657	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ores Mined:	7481

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	233
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Divine Spears Created:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	121	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5025	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

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