Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Towns Built:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Items Found:	3956	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Emeralds Found:	433
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Dragon Eggs Found:	1867
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Animals Bred:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Crops Grown:	1988	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crops Grown:	1071
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Dimension Hops:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Towns Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9024
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600