Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	429
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zombie Dances:	3

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ores Mined:	7848	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Emeralds Found:	1495	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8330
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Potions Brewed:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3087
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Animals Bred:	131	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net