Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Farms Harvested:	917	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Buildings Constructed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3455

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	268
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Emeralds Found:	6549

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Animals Bred:	117
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7558	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Votes:	9019
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9128	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchantments Applied:	139
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net