Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Votes:	3002
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Zombie Dances:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6178
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	2416	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6015	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5319
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Animals Bred:	194
Towns Built:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

chaoshub.net

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Crops Grown:	9435
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	759609	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

play.solargn.net

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

mc.royalcraft.ro

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Farms Harvested:	944	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

play.cubedao.net