Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

mine.edgegamers.com

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ores Mined:	7668
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

mc.centrixnetwork.com

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	599375	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

play.rainrealms.com

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

mc.projectcrystals.com

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

meta-union.com

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

superabf.net

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7033	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

play.togethercraft.online

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

TumbleweedMC.com

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Items Found:	4768	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

legendsserver.net

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

lobby.muttsworldmine.com

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

play.sagesmp.me

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mines Excavated:	4433
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

play.elysiancraft.xyz:50585

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Emeralds Found:	5450	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8421	Animals Bred:	131
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

pinecraftequestrian.com

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9734
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

mc.ekstammen.nu

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5266
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

play.joltsurvival.com