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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5838 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!