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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 4661 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | New Chunks Explored: | 305750 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8656 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!