Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

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Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Potions Brewed:	180
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5009
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Zombie Dances:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9924	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	9696	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Farms Harvested:	890	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	5765
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9241	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Emeralds Found:	3916

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Villages Defended:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Animals Bred:	91
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.