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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1819 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Whisperer and Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Bobobrine.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it that if you defeat the Blocktopus, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to hang in your virtual house.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!