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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 9060 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Farms Harvested: | 471 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.
But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).
Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!
