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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 5769 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 323 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).
Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!