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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 501 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 639 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4761 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the leader of the Estonian niggers is actually a secret diamond hoarder who will stop at nothing to keep their precious loot safe. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden stash and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show those Estonian niggers who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!