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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3670 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the leader of the Estonian niggers is actually a secret diamond hoarder who will stop at nothing to keep their precious loot safe. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden stash and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show those Estonian niggers who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!