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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1547 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the leader of the Estonian niggers is actually a secret diamond hoarder who will stop at nothing to keep their precious loot safe. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden stash and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show those Estonian niggers who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!