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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 859 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the leader of the Estonian niggers is actually a secret diamond hoarder who will stop at nothing to keep their precious loot safe. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden stash and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show those Estonian niggers who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!