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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8244 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the leader of the Estonian niggers is actually a secret diamond hoarder who will stop at nothing to keep their precious loot safe. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden stash and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show those Estonian niggers who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!