Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

ChuboCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3951
Divine Spears Created:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Hello, ChuboCraft is a PvP Faction server where the whole point is to raid, conquer, and survive.

The best way to do this is to get more faction members, build up your kingdom, and take out your enemys.

At the moment, the server can currently hold up to 40 people at a time, and is mostly up 24/7.

We back-up the map often so if’s someone has hacked the server, it will be back up with not so much of a loss.

Its currently cracked, free to come and play on, and as well has some friendly Mods

and Admins.

For more up to date infomation and pictures, please visit here: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1122258-125chubocraftpvp-faction-server/#entry13773377

37.59.178.15

Eirinncraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Building a Community. One member at a time.

Eirinncraft is a survival server dedicated to the fun and community aspects of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on being 100% community supported.

Eirinncraft believes in having a safe, non-grief server.We have several plugins to help support this. Including LWC, World Guard and LogBlock. We also have a mature staff on hand in game or through our teamspeak channel 24 hours a day.

We also have an FTB Unleashed server for 18+ members of the Eirinncraft Community. No banned mods. TS:ts3.digitalthemepark.com – eirinncraft gaming group

Or….you can stop by our website at www.eirinncraft.net to register for building rights.

mc.eirinncraft.org

Xavtious

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Emeralds Found:	2923
Alien Abductions:	5	Votes:	511

Hello! Over at Xavtious we are working hard to make a brand new community server to bring you a friendly and fun experience. Right now the main focus of the server is working on features, commands, and skyblock. Skyblock won’t be the only thing that this server will have to offer, but for now it is the only thing that is – for the most part – set up. We will be adding mini-games of all sorts to keep things interesting and we hope that many of you reading this will sign up to be builders, moderators, or even developers(when the time comes!) so that we can get this thing off the ground faster. The more hard-working players signing up for staff positions we have, the better! So don’t be afraid to ask about server positions, but don’t try to get in just to abuse privilaged admin power. That’s bad.

Note that there are a couple of basic requirements that we have to ensure that our players and community get the best experience possible. The first and most important is that you be nice to others and use common sense. Grammar is also suggested, but is not strictly required. We’re all up for a good lol! Meet all of that and read the /rules in-game and you’ll be A-okay! So what are you waiting for? Go have fun!

xavtious.no-ip.net

★ HitCraft Factions★

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

24/7 Factions Server with has ★PVP ★Griefing ★Raiding ★ Allowed! Join now at: 109.169.20.35:25615

Vote for 6 diamonds here: http://minestatus.net/28767-hitcraft-factions

Click on the Green + sign to vote!

109.169.20.35

AWNSCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Magic Items Found:	4150	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5369	Gryphons Tamed:	2

AWNSCraft is a mostly creative server. our world has many places to build and many more to see, players can even find their own towns and lands if they please.

awns.us

MutinyCraft

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Enchantments Applied:	90
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

MutinyCraft is a hub server that is primarily focused on building a great community based gameplay. We do not try to compete with the large servers with our player base, but we do try to offer a friendly welcoming environment that will make you feel at home when you log onto our server. Our staff players are very active to assist you with most issues that you will have.

We offer the following servers:

Survival, Creative, Hardcore Factions, KitPVP, and FTB

play.mutinycraft.com

ZombieHorde [1.4.7]

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Villages Defended:	17

PvP,Factions,Griefing,And Fun! And There Is, MobEvent Were We Spawn Mobs (Every Type Of Mob) And You kill Them last People Standing Get Prizes… And We Spawn Withers Hope You Like The Mob Event!!! The Warp Is: /Warp MobEvent + We Have Got 24/7!!! 🙂 Now What Is AutoGriefing? AutoGriefing Is A Server That Has Raiding, Factions, PvP, PvE, MobEvent, 24/7, 0% Lag, Donating, BattleShip, PlayerHeads Plugin, And More Awsome Stuff. How Much People Can AutoGriefingHave In The Server? It Can Have Up To 0/65 Players Online… Accept If You Are A Donater Donaters Can “Join The Server When Full”. Is It CraftBukkit Or Vanilla? AutoGriefing Is A CraftBukkit Server. What Is Fun About AutoGriefing? We Have MobEvent Witch Is The Most Best Thing Made! And We Got Raiding/Griefing, Faction PvP, PvP, Bukkit, 24/7 And 0% Lag, MobArena! PlayerHeads Plugin, We Got BattleShip, And Ranks/Donating, Also Warp Stash Were People Can Hide There Stuff In Lockette Chests. Who Is the Owner And Creator of MobEvent? The Owner Of MobEvent Is KingRaider, and The Creator Is Dragonking223! The Creator Of HungerGames Is Dragonking223 To And Owner Is: Blaze526!

69.175.46.244

ImDeity Kingdoms

Creative, Economy, FTB, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	3213	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

ImDeity Kingdoms is one of the longest-running servers (3+ years) featuring an exclusive Class / Rank / Skills system, a thriving economy, custom-designed Questing system as well as a town and Kingdom system!

Also check out our custom-designed mini-game: DeityWar (team PvP matches) with kits (all free!).

We also have a PvP (Factions) server @ pvp.imdeity.com and a Creative (freebuild) server @ creative.imdeity.com!

NEW: Feed the Beast too! We’re running the Magic Farm 2 FTB modpack ftb.imdeity.com

Join us today! [ IP: mc.imdeity.com ]

mc.imdeity.com

CircleSoft Entertainment

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to CircleSoft Entertainment’s Minecraft faction and Spleef Server.

We do have simple rules, just like most servers [1] Be Respectful! Respect your fellow players. [2] Always respect and follow what the admins and owners tell you to do. [3] Please REFRAIN (don’t) ask admins or owners for items. [4] Please REFRAIN (don’t) ask for admin status or lie to admins/owners. [5] Have fun!

No use of third party programs that may cause an unfair advantage. Breaking these rules will cause instant ban. There are NO warnings for infractions (breaking rules)! YOU WILL BE INSTANTLY BANNED!

Plugins:Factions,Spleef,Anti-Cheat,Silk-Touch,Votifier, Essentials, Player Heads And MORE!

MC-1.JMP.CX

DarceCraft

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

DarceCraft was a Minecraft community founded in 2011 that started as a simple survival server, before expanding into a thriving network including anarchy, PvP and hunger games servers. At its peak DarceCraft had hundreds of concurrent players along with a busy forum and an active YouTube channel with monthly video updates about the goings on in the server. DarceCraft closed in 2016 but the memories live on – thanks for playing!

play.darcecraft.com

kitpvpthebest

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	6188
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

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148.251.67.237:46668

Ruinscraft – Main

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Ruinscraft is a survival free-build server. We are a 24/7 server with a thriving economy, and several great builders. Also, we have PreciousStones so you can protect your builds from nasty griefers. Join us today!

ruinscraft.com

EagleSMP

new, smp, Survival, Team Pvp, Youtubers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	275	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

The EagleSMPA new SMP you can join! You can Create teams and PvP against other teams!

The Server is Java and Bedrock so feel free to join us!Discord Link: discord.gg/zpKG8nXb

gs1.mc4free.de:25578

Guild-Craft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Main plugins: –> Factions –> Economy

93.186.204.108

The Chill Zone

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Hello and welcome to The Chill Zone. We are a small community of members that are looking for a relaxing end to a stressful day.

Here are a few things our server includes….

IMPORTANT NOTE: This server is whitelist required. Join the discord server for more information…

ch1ll.feathermc.gg