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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	272
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4069	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	3384	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Votes:	4403	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	967261	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mines Excavated:	4238	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Buildings Constructed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Animals Bred:	59	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	198

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Star Shards Collected:	251

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ores Mined:	9901
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	244	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	4744
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es