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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchantments Applied:	224
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Animals Bred:	50
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4952	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3776	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	2288
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1165	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5504	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3363
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9530	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	101

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ores Mined:	5515
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mines Excavated:	2607
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	296	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crops Grown:	8344	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com