Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2105
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4758	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4740
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Farms Harvested:	248	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Animals Bred:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Animals Bred:	90
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Divine Spears Created:	15

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Love Letters Sent:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net