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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3638	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	74	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7018
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	6003	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	New Chunks Explored:	816777
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Items Found:	4314	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Farms Harvested:	900	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Items Found:	2611	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6623	Votes:	6434
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Items Found:	1428	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	48227	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	9623	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

play.beacoland.com