Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4020	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

inf.playkismet.com:25571

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

sf3.craftersland.net

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	202
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

org.AspiriaMc.com

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Animals Bred:	101
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	172	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

mc.blurkit.net

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10

mc.isoVerse.net

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Potions Brewed:	168	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

fun.minecraft.pe:26259

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	4646	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	4163
Alien Abductions:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

nohub.boxxynetwork.eu

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	617287	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dimension Hops:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Divine Spears Created:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Farms Harvested:	747
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

play.aslanmc.com