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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	66	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Potions Brewed:	142	Players Killed by Monsters:	1610
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	527986	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Astral Projections Made:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mines Excavated:	1711
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4751
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Crops Grown:	5696	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Runes Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Towns Built:	5

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3655
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Zombie Dances:	4

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Farms Harvested:	941
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net