Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	134422
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	4620	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2079	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3987	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	2544
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Animals Bred:	164	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id