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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Emeralds Found:	991	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Towns Built:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Animals Bred:	94	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	51	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crops Grown:	9208	Dragon Eggs Found:	6904

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Farms Harvested:	424
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6300
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9392
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Towns Built:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk