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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 576 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1704 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 8449 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?
