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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

efCraftSurvival

PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.

Griefing, stealing, PVPing is not allowed.

We will have a Points system, which is run by enjin. Because of this we encourage everyone to register for our enjin site at efcraft.enjin.com

If you cannot register, then ask an admin to add you.

Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

survival.efcraft.net

RedBladePvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

216.172.106.215

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

globcraft.com

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

mc.instapvp.com

SORB

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mines Excavated:	1640	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

mc.sorbmc.com

2tx

Factions

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

2tx.org – Factions PvP

2tx.org

RAS SkyBlock

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

sky.ras-servers.com

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

play.airecraft.co.uk:25572

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Towns Built:	6

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6970
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Crops Grown:	3914
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7218
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	3633	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	121	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4744	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122