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Players:	108/300	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Emeralds Found:	4525	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

itchydog.itchy-dog.co.uk

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Emeralds Found:	9236	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

mc.majkrafci.pl

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Items Found:	1731	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

203.33.121.21:25590

CraftWars- Polish server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

s119.csrv.pl:49138

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

mc.minedlands.com

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Love Letters Sent:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

mc.phantompvp.net

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

scav.tv

SmiteCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

SmiteCraft Minigames-Survival

217.198.141.188

Emeraldcraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	5603	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mines Excavated:	2088	Players Killed by Monsters:	3869

We are a friendly server with plenty of great plugins! Here are some of the highlights:

♦ Survival – No griefing, no PVP. Collect materials, share, trade, and build! ♦ LogBlock – Any grief can be easily rolled back ♦ Lag free – We run on a dedicated server! ♦ 24/7 – Play anytime! ♦ Buy/Sell based economy ♦ Warps – Four different themed warps to travel to when you first join! ♦ LWC – Auto-locking chests ♦ Mature, helpful staff

Join us today at emeraldcraft.no-ip.org!

emeraldcraft.no-ip.org

PeopleCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Why PeopleCraft?

PeopleCraft offers a large selection of options such as a freebuild world, a PvP world or parkour. The larger events are announced 2 days in advance. For many Minecraft players it is important that all the extras keep building fun and we haven’t forgotten this! There is a calm climate in the freebuild world. If you don’t like the fact that the global chat is always so full, you have several options to avoid it.

play.peoplecraft.de

DroughtnutCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Here we have a Vote point Shop, factions and Mcmmo! Perhaps you want to tame a mob? We use PetCreeper as well!

For us, we believe more power to the player. Meaning we have custom recipes that give you a variety of things! Want to make some spawn eggs? Perhaps a set of pre-enchanted weapons? You can do that too!

Looking forward to seeing you soon! -DroughtnutCraft Staff

play.droughtnutcraft.com

MiMinecraft.com

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2498	Secret Passages Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

We were a private community that has just recently went public!

miminecraft.com

Ingenious Gaming

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

OUR MISSION: Here at Ingenious Gaming we are working hard to give you the best Minecraft experience possible. With top of the line hardware to give you a lag-free experience. For the past 2 years we have hosted many Garry’s Mod Servers, and are finally ready to take foot into Minecraft hosting.

SERVER IP’S AND LINKS:

Minecraft [PVP/Survival]: ingeniousgaming.org

Mumble Server: ingeniousgaming.mumble.com:3493

Community Website: ingeniousgaming.org

ingeniousgaming.org

UKCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

198.24.171.34

MineCarts

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

MineCarts.nl is an Creative and PvP server We offer different sizes of plots and also some mini games.

mc.minecarts.nl