Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	6471
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
New Chunks Explored:	815367	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	2015
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

join.azalearealms.com

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Animals Bred:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ores Mined:	9269
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchantments Applied:	151	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Divine Spears Created:	21	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9597
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Star Shards Collected:	99
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Buildings Constructed:	20
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	201861	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchantments Applied:	150
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net