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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7315	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	156	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	249	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Farms Harvested:	129
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Animals Bred:	140
Mines Excavated:	1994	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2065
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	2617	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Votes:	5393	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	167131
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	1052	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Buildings Constructed:	35

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com