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Players:	100/600	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Love Letters Sent:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Ores Mined:	4776
Buildings Constructed:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	190
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1445	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6901
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	5376
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Votes:	7940	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	80
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Items Found:	5998	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Divine Spears Created:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Animals Bred:	147	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crops Grown:	4764
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

minekeo.com