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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Animals Bred:	69	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	68	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	237	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Votes:	9383	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Villages Defended:	5

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	63
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7043
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ores Mined:	7972
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	170
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com