Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Dragon Eggs Found:	1318	Emeralds Found:	5608
Void Gems Collected:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Void Gems Collected:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	8928

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	86	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Mines Excavated:	2896
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5137	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	2735	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Star Shards Collected:	141	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	8187	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Votes:	8552
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Farms Harvested:	466	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	3531
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7334
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1033	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	194

ms.PlayFuse.net