Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	203918	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4745	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

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PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Votes:	3419
Falling into the Void:	0	Crops Grown:	9690
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Buildings Constructed:	40	Potions Brewed:	165
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	266

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Towns Built:	7

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	115	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	1995	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

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VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	100	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Votes:	7588	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

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