Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	285
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

EvilBits

Skyblock

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1689	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

54.39.221.19:25590

ninjacraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Void Gems Collected:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Alien Abductions:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

85.236.100.145:29765

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2576
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

mayoslo123.aternos.me

Very Pug

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

pug.verygames.net

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	380356	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

192.99.232.201:25578

Mingul

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

mc.mingul.co.uk

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

54.39.14.45:25576

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Magic Items Found:	4949
New Chunks Explored:	364710	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Crops Grown:	4131	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

ironcraft.serveminecraft.net

Minegaiden IV

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

play.minegaiden.com

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Buildings Constructed:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

54.39.137.175:25581

PotensGamingMC

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Farms Harvested:	866
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7916	Divine Spears Created:	16

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

198.12.125.170

TestingTea

Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to TestingTea! This server is a server with it’s own unique twist, at a random time, the server may change gamemode, change version, change plugins, or anything can happen, big or small. It’s a very random server, and here at TestingTea the staff wish that the randomness brings you happiness!

Discord: Discord.gg/msENv5W

TestingTea.aternos.me

Hunger Games DeadCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

The Hunger Games

Search and find chest. Get the best possible items. Survive various traps and monsters. Fight against other users. Finally, be the last survivor of the arena.

Game mode with 20 totally different arenas where you fight and survive to win.

juegosdelhambre.deadplayers.es

Vanilla Kaiser Craft

PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Just a vanilla server, we only have plugins to Make it look not ugly lol

Yes we are looking for staff

142.44.170.35:25623

Jail DeadCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	162	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

A jail server is about surviving in a jail. In the prison of ”DeadPlayers”

You are a grade C inmate, your duty is to get out of this huge and dangerous prison and be free, to do this you must collect objects, kill other prisoners, get money, and move on to other higher modules.

Obtain items from mines, logging or fishing in prison lakes Don’t trust any other prisoner Kill other users to get items and money Ascend through modules until you reach module A Buy your ticket out of jail And finally “be free”

jail.deadplayers.es