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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	501379
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Good Vibrations

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1281	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Hello! Welcome to Good Vibrations! This is a factions server dedicated to having fun. We are running the latest version of Minecraft, and will update whenever we can. There isnt much else to it, just come here and have fun. Play factions! Good luck! Also, we are accepting staff applications!

goodvibrations.apexmc.co

Elysium Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	1440
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Elysium is a Multiworlds server with magic and ranks. These worlds are a mix of creative and survival, skylands and flatlands. We also have clans and towny! Please join us by visiting ELYSIUMMC.INFO and sign up on the whitelist! Then go to the IP! See you there 😀

elysium.mine.nu

Crafters-Island

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to Crafters-Island! We strive to maintain a free to play environment for all to enjoy. This means that all of the things that we sell in our store are mainly cosmetic purposes and don’t give players an advantage over each other. We currently offer 3 game modes SMP (1.15.2) – SMP is our most popular game mode. Build, explore, fight, or just hang out with lots of other players in this non-competitive vanilla focused game mode. Prisons (1.12.2) – Enjoy Prisons like you never have before with classic prisons feel. Unlock some of our custom enchants with tokens, that are gained by mining. Creative (1.15.2) – Unleash your inner creativity and show off your builds to everyone with monthly build competitions hosted on the forums. Players gain access to world edit if they vote. All our servers are joinable in 1.12.2-1.15.2, the versions listed are their respective version. Where can you find us? Well, I’m glad you asked. We have many ways in which you can find us that will be linked below.

Website: https://www.crafters-island.com/ Forums: https://forums.crafters-island.com/ Discord: https://discord.io/craftersisland

mc.crafters-island.com

ChrisCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Fun, nice staff, bukkit and ranks! Owner: rc286970 You can appy for MOD and Member on our site! If you vote you get 3 diamonds! Have Fun!!! Join Today!!!

37.59.137.205

ODD_Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	1880	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome This server is a bit of a vanilla twist. I’m trying to keep the plugins as low -key and quality of lifeish as I can. Most features will be open right off the bat. I’m not big on rank locks and payed content. I am new to setting this stuff up so forgive me in advance XD. I’m willing to add and remove stuff if enough people want it. So come check us out the server it’s brand new and the groups just starting to form . Current Plugins Veinminer Crop ClickerGrief ProtectionJobs WIP

66.70.233.121:25594

Herocraft MMORPG

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

HEROCRAFT MINECRAFT MMORPG SERVER MULTIPLAYER: The Original Heroes RPG Minecraft server. Many Classes to chose from! Paladin, Ranger, Wizard, Cleric and more! Many Professions! Engineer, Smith, Farmer, Merchant and more! Many Skills! Cast Fireball, Backflip, Bolt and 200 more! Custom Mobs and Items! Towns! MAGIC! MELEE! PvP! MMORPG! Enjoy a truly RPG experience in a Minecraft World!

play.hc.to

Dino Kraft

Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	286	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Survival Server Looking to Expand! Brand New! Need Builders/Helpers! – New World -Friendly Owner -Fun Plugins! -Open to Suggestions! -1.15

147.135.68.77:25576

Libton-Craft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mines Excavated:	4749	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

93.186.204.181

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchantments Applied:	152
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Animals Bred:	176
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

play.acornmc.org

GloCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Enchantments Applied:	163	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

119.252.191.168

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

51.79.121.100:25675

Mosaic Republic

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

198.143.159.220

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5040	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

54.39.39.108

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

mc.the-10th-planet.net

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

DualCrafts.minehut.gg