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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ores Mined:	1132

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8747	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.