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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8286
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4363	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1827	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4797
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	196

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6622	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.