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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2378	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ores Mined:	3795	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Runes Activated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	21880	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	140
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5182
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Magic Items Found:	6937	Love Letters Sent:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7999	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Star Shards Collected:	94	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	6061	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	5151
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!