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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1528
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2019	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6211	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	1912	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4326	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3198
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	283509	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	94	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	7164	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2836
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!