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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Players Killed by Monsters:	4447
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	98	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Farms Harvested:	773	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	817013	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	1762	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Zombie Dances:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	3687	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Divine Spears Created:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mines Excavated:	2188
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	155
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.