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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Potions Brewed:	51	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	New Chunks Explored:	438939
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	4679	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Void Armor Forged:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Star Shards Collected:	274
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	861093
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.