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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Animals Bred:	119	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Crops Grown:	7920	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchantments Applied:	270

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Crops Grown:	8165
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7872
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	189	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.