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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2567	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Dragon Eggs Found:	4212	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	4316
Void Armor Forged:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Falling into the Void:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7278	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Buildings Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!