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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	9671
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Dimension Hops:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Star Shards Collected:	259
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5089
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Towns Built:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mines Excavated:	1762
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.