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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	148
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	470641
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	2159
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	2492	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Items Found:	3394
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Animals Bred:	155	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Star Shards Collected:	92
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Farms Harvested:	781
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!