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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Void Gems Collected:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	4082	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	606	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Animals Bred:	153
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Love Letters Sent:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	5686	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	238

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	195
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ores Mined:	7748	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	41	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Emeralds Found:	9441
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.