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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Farms Harvested:	522	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7793

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	315
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Falling into the Void:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	3229
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Emeralds Found:	4689	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	540
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Emeralds Found:	5886
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Secret Passages Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.